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Ned’s “Five Alarm” Chili
Homer: Five-alarm chili, eh? One…two…Hey, what’s the big idea? Ned Flanders: Oh, I admit it. It’s only two-alarm, two-and-a-half, tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids. Todd...
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Tuna Noodle Casserole – Without Hashish
Marge: Captain, wait! I have something here that might change your mind! Captain: What are you showing me? Soup? Marge: If you have some noodles and tuna fish, you can make a casserole that’s small on...
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Shut Up, Becky!
Marge: Now, Lisa’s going through this phase where she doesn’t eat any meat. So, I usually sneak a little meat juice into her vegetables. Becky: Wow, you’re a real live Martha Stewart, I mean, without...
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Mashed Potato Homer
Marge: I heard a wonderful saying today: forgive and forget. – Barting Over (The Simpsons Season 14 – Episode 11) Making the mashed potato Homer is probably one of the most fun experiences I’ve had...
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Purple Mush Dinners: A Discussion
Early episodes of The Simpsons are many things: ground breaking and hilarious come to mind – but having stellar animation with great attention to detail? Not so much. I’ve been re-watching the early...
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Vegetables Promoted from Side Dish to Entree
Marge: Oh, I was hoping we’d miss the 3:00 holdup. I don’t know what to do for dinner now. Lisa: Maybe we could shop somewhere else. There’s a farm stand next door. [Later] Lisa: Well, I think this...
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Deadly Broccoli
Homer: What’s for dessert? Marge: No dessert until you eat your broccoli. Homer: Oh…fine. [Gasps] Dr. Hibbert: Mmm, another broccoli-related death. Marge: I thought broccoli was… Dr. Hibbert: Oh, yes,...
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Nelson’s Pan-Fried Carrot
Nelson’s less than stable home life is a recurring theme on The Simpsons. He has an absent father (sometimes…depending on the episode) and a drunken mother who isn’t always around. So, it makes sense...
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Marge vs. Kim Basinger Manwich
Marge: Homer, you haven’t touched your food. Homer: Oh, when Kim makes a Manwich she uses focaccia bread and would it kill you to put some fennel in it? – When You Dish Upon a Star (The Simpsons Season...
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Chester J. Lampwick`s Liver and Onions
Chester J. Lampwick: Want to go celebrate? I feel like liver and onions. – The Day the Violence Died (The Simpsons Season 7 – Episode 18) I pride myself on trying everything once. I enjoy eating things...
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